Relic's Quote:
Guys are never in love they just find poontang that will stay
Hobo has found poontang that will stay.
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Irc EFnet: Relic`
Aim, or Aol: relicownz
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A Day In History
relic: one time me and clovis went fishing and we came back to muh house and he was sleep talking and at that time i had 2 comps and he was talking about shining a flash light on crabs to stop them from networking my comps and takeing over win amp, so i slaped the fuck outta him and said shut up heh
Phone call:
Hobo's phone rings::
hobo Hello!. Johnny Its some sand person.
Hobo: I dont under stand you.
Johnny: Let me talk.
sand person ab ba laba liba lob.
Johnny Cervesa porfavor.
sand person blah la bh ha ja va.
Johnny NO COMPRENDA BURRITO TACCO. GOOD BYE
Something To Think About
Why do caution signs that say "SLOW CHILDERN" always have a picture of a child running?
If swiming was such a great exercise why do whales look the way they do?
How do you write the number zero in roman numerals?
Why do they sing take me out to the ballgame if your alredy there when your singing it?
Joke For Whatever
First Timer
A guy goes into the local bar to get a few drinks, he sits down and asks the bartender for a shot of tequila, well he put it down and sat for a minute, then asked the bartender for 2 more shots, the bartender asked, "whattcha celebrating?" the guy says, "My first blowjob", the bartender says, "well hell let me buy you another one.." and the guy says
"oh no, three was enough to wash the taste out."
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